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| name: | Gantsta |
| age: | 28 |
| lives: | only to steal your oxygen |
| works: | |
| into: | |
| booze: | for t'baybeh |
| fags: | I'm straight thanks |
| listens to: | |
| watches: | Boosh |
| reads: | The Sun |
| hero: | Rocket the Wonderdog |
| cunt: | Tina Turner |
| bribe me with: | Cash |
| ashamed of: | |
| could live without: | having to work |
| sobs at: | Bloody Dogstrust adverts |
| gets hard/wide to: | |
| regrets: | Owning a B*witched album. The shame. |
| wants: |