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| name: | FredTitmuss |
| age: | 42 |
| lives: | Cambs |
| works: | Cambs |
| into: | Music |
| booze: | wine |
| fags: | no |
| listens to: | indie shit |
| watches: | poncy shit |
| reads: | bugger all |
| hero: | Brian Clough RIP |
| cunt: | Celebritees |
| bribe me with: | wine |
| ashamed of: | my lovely but thick familee |
| could live without: | him indoors |
| sobs at: | sporting triumphs |
| gets hard/wide to: | luxury hotels |
| regrets: | too many |
| wants: | huge lottery win |