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| name: | FredDibnah |
| age: | under 30 (just) |
| lives: | London's Eastend, with the trashbats |
| works: | In London village |
| into: | girls. Music. Preferably both at once |
| booze: | Anything except grappa - what the hell is that about? |
| fags: | no ta, well - maybe when ive had a few jars |
| listens to: | BBC Radio 4 (it's an addiction) |
| watches: | Far too much junk |
| reads: | newspapers and stuff his flat mate has lying around |
| hero: | Loog Oldham |
| cunt: | The Tax Man |
| bribe me with: | Anything - i'm easily bought |
| ashamed of: | My wasted years working in Finance |
| could live without: | Coffee |
| sobs at: | comedowns |
| gets hard/wide to: | |
| regrets: | a few, but then again... |
| wants: | just enough in the bank to buy the next round. |