Foritishe
from Oop North.
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the facts
| name: | Foritishe |
| age: | 94 |
| lives: | Oop North |
| works: | If necessary |
| into: | Tom & Jerry |
| booze: | Beeyor |
| fags: | Special ones |
| listens to: | Anything |
| watches: | DVDs |
| reads: | Viz |
| hero: | The Man with No Name |
| cunt: | Politicians |
| bribe me with: | Irish whiskey |
| ashamed of: | Dreams |
| could live without: | Motorways |
| sobs at: | Losing |
| gets hard/wide to: | Lingerie |
| regrets: | All sorts |
| wants: | ££££££ |