| GLASTONBURY AND AMY WINEHOUSE WENT TOGETHER LIKE | ||||||
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| name: | FlashyVic |
| age: | see above |
| lives: | just. |
| works: | hard for diddly squat. |
| into: | lesbianism & any porn without a cock in it |
| booze: | lager & Bushmills |
| fags: | no, nay ,never. |
| listens to: | sod all on the radio nowadays |
| watches: | like a hawk |
| reads: | without moving my lips. |
| hero: | Major General Sir Harry Paget Flashman VC |
| cunt: | Bastard! |
| bribe me with: | anything that can be wiped clean. |
| ashamed of: | nowt |
| could live without: | nowt |
| sobs at: | my wage packet |
| gets hard/wide to: | lezzerama |
| regrets: | aye |
| wants: | stacks |