FlangeMeister
from Somewhere else.
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the facts
| name: | FlangeMeister |
| age: | 20,no 30,probably nearer 40.I can only just remember my name-how the fuck can I remember my age? |
| lives: | Somewhere else |
| works: | Hmmmmmmm |
| into: | my missus-most of the time |
| booze: | Hurrah!!Of course |
| fags: | at 20p a packet of course I fucking do |
| listens to: | some very strange noises indeed |
| watches: | some rather interesting things |
| reads: | this fucking site |
| hero: | That cunt Cantona |
| cunt: | Mr.Holy Moly |
| bribe me with: | anything good and shiny |
| ashamed of: | nothing,you fuckers |
| could live without: | Haddocks |
| sobs at: | fuck off-I'm not a Northern fairy |
| gets hard/wide to: | fannies,usually-oh,and tits |
| regrets: | not booting Mr.HM in the bollocks |
| wants: | HM to stop being a poof and deleting the devastating reparte |