| THE 2012 OLYMPIC CEREMONY WILL INCLUDE... | ||||||
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| name: | Fatty |
| age: | |
| lives: | |
| works: | |
| into: | buffets |
| booze: | |
| fags: | |
| listens to: | |
| watches: | Fat people off the telly |
| reads: | |
| hero: | Not Diana |
| cunt: | |
| bribe me with: | Mika's demise |
| ashamed of: | |
| could live without: | |
| sobs at: | |
| gets hard/wide to: | Sir Alan |
| regrets: | |
| wants: | The other Cheeky Girl |