Fakeycakemaker
from Fuckybumboobooland.
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the facts
| name: | Fakeycakemaker |
| age: | old gimmer |
| lives: | Fuckybumboobooland |
| works: | unfortunately |
| into: | lots of stuff |
| booze: | Go on then. |
| fags: | Funny ones only |
| listens to: | The good stuff |
| watches: | The world go by |
| reads: | Mostly boring shite |
| hero: | Fred Dibnah |
| cunt: | Noel Edmonds |
| bribe me with: | Kittens |
| ashamed of: | More than I should be |
| could live without: | Thick cunts everywhere |
| sobs at: | Amount of the above. |
| gets hard/wide to: | Intellect. |
| regrets: | I've had a few. |
| wants: | The moon on a stick. |