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| name: | FTOPar |
| age: | 41 |
| lives: | Scotland |
| works: | Not if I can help it |
| into: | |
| booze: | 1 mouth 2 hands Damm |
| fags: | Cough Cough |
| listens to: | Sounds |
| watches: | Vision |
| reads: | Words |
| hero: | Me |
| cunt: | Me when Pissed |
| bribe me with: | Booze and Fags |
| ashamed of: | once being sober |
| could live without: | Food |
| sobs at: | The last drip of the Whisky Bottle |
| gets hard/wide to: | Shandy Drinking POOftas |
| regrets: | I was sober once |
| wants: | More money |