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| name: | EHenryThripshaw |
| age: | 33 |
| lives: | Bristol |
| works: | Doctor |
| into: | Wine, women, song |
| booze: | Guinness |
| fags: | Hamlet |
| listens to: | Rock, pop, punk, ska |
| watches: | Monty Python |
| reads: | Mens World |
| hero: | Oliver Reed |
| cunt: | Vernon Kaye |
| bribe me with: | Cash and/or booze |
| ashamed of: | Past female conquests |
| could live without: | Future female conquests |
| sobs at: | Smug politicians/royalty |
| gets hard/wide to: | Viagra |
| regrets: | That last pint |
| wants: | More women |