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| name: | DuckBill |
| age: | Wise |
| lives: | One so far |
| works: | A lot less these days |
| into: | Still being alive |
| booze: | No spirits |
| fags: | I'm cured |
| listens to: | Lots |
| watches: | Virtually nothing |
| reads: | Lots |
| hero: | Paracetamol |
| cunt: | All day hangovers |
| bribe me with: | Beer or red wine or both |
| ashamed of: | Drunken behaviour |
| could live without: | |
| sobs at: | |
| gets hard/wide to: | |
| regrets: | Nothing I'll admit to |
| wants: |