Dollydagger
from Hell, deepest pit of.
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the facts
| name: | Dollydagger |
| age: | 98 |
| lives: | Hell, deepest pit of |
| works: | meeja |
| into: | sleeping |
| booze: | vodka |
| fags: | Capstan full strength |
| listens to: | shite, mostly |
| watches: | shite, mostly |
| reads: | ditto |
| hero: | Anyone who smokes |
| cunt: | Broon |
| bribe me with: | Pamela Anderson |
| ashamed of: | Almost everything |
| could live without: | Broon/politicians/old people |
| sobs at: | Nu Labour |
| gets hard/wide to: | eh? |
| regrets: | eh? |
| wants: | World peace and a billion pounds |