DoctorFunkenstein
from Exists.
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the facts
| name: | DoctorFunkenstein |
| age: | 41 |
| lives: | Exists |
| works: | Self - Employed |
| into: | All sorts of shit |
| booze: | Oh yes |
| fags: | |
| listens to: | Loud noises |
| watches: | My neighbour |
| reads: | Bus tickets |
| hero: | Keith Moon |
| cunt: | Jobbie Williams |
| bribe me with: | Huge amounts of cash |
| ashamed of: | Fancying the ginger one out of Desperate Houswives |
| could live without: | Bailliffs |
| sobs at: | NSPCC ads |
| gets hard/wide to: | Ginger birds |
| regrets: | Shagging ginger birds |
| wants: | Huge amounts of cash |