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| name: | Dissident |
| age: | 29 |
| lives: | London |
| works: | London |
| into: | Stuff |
| booze: | Tons |
| fags: | Too many |
| listens to: | sounds |
| watches: | images |
| reads: | words |
| hero: | Errol Flynn |
| cunt: | Jamie Oliver |
| bribe me with: | sex |
| ashamed of: | my stomach |
| could live without: | celebrity |
| sobs at: | very sad things |
| gets hard/wide to: | cunts |
| regrets: | squandering my inheritance |
| wants: | sex & money |