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| name: | DinkyDoo |
| age: | 36 |
| lives: | Ipswich |
| works: | oh yes |
| into: | most things |
| booze: | jd |
| fags: | rollies |
| listens to: | The Smiths (still) |
| watches: | BSG, University Challenge, Eggheads, Spongebob Squarepants |
| reads: | lots of books |
| hero: | Tyler Durden |
| cunt: | Paris Hilton/Victoria Beckham |
| bribe me with: | Hersheys Peanut Butter Cups |
| ashamed of: | nothing |
| could live without: | clothes |
| sobs at: | Babe |
| gets hard/wide to: | Tyler Durden, Patchy the Pirate |
| regrets: | none |
| wants: | longer legs |