DigitalViolence
from Basildon.
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the facts
| name: | DigitalViolence |
| age: | 40 |
| lives: | Basildon |
| works: | As little as possible |
| into: | stuff |
| booze: | Yes |
| fags: | Not that stupid |
| listens to: | Metal |
| watches: | Porn |
| reads: | Books |
| hero: | Boris! |
| cunt: | Too many to mention |
| bribe me with: | Money, hot sex with strippers |
| ashamed of: | I'm addicted to Neighbours |
| could live without: | Soaps |
| sobs at: | Reality TV, other people's stupidity |
| gets hard/wide to: | Hayden Panettiere |
| regrets: | A few, but then again too few to mention |
| wants: | Money, |