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Darkharlequin from in shoebox int' middle of t'road.
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name: Darkharlequin
age: Too old for this shite
lives: in shoebox int' middle of t'road
works: unfortunately
into: anything that goes fast
booze: of course
fags: not anymore, sigh
listens to: anything loud
watches: anything good
reads: Yes, I can
hero: Oli Reed
cunt: chavs and fat people
bribe me with: skis or sex
ashamed of: absolutely fuck all
could live without: a kidney
sobs at: ugly people. You have to feel sorry for them.
gets hard/wide to: lots and lots of white powder...snow
regrets: A couple
wants: babies on spikes