Darkharlequin
from in shoebox int' middle of t'road.
the facts
| name: |
Darkharlequin |
| age: |
Too old for this shite |
| lives: |
in shoebox int' middle of t'road |
| works: |
unfortunately |
| into: |
anything that goes fast |
| booze: |
of course |
| fags: |
not anymore, sigh |
| listens to: |
anything loud |
| watches: |
anything good |
| reads: |
Yes, I can |
| hero: |
Oli Reed |
| cunt: |
chavs and fat people |
| bribe me with: |
skis or sex |
| ashamed of: |
absolutely fuck all |
| could live without: |
a kidney |
| sobs at: |
ugly people. You have to feel sorry for them. |
| gets hard/wide to: |
lots and lots of white powder...snow |
| regrets: |
A couple |
| wants: |
babies on spikes |