DapperDan
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the facts
| name: | DapperDan |
| age: | |
| lives: | |
| works: | the village green preservation society |
| into: | olives |
| booze: | |
| fags: | jazz |
| listens to: | Midnight Cowboy Theme |
| watches: | |
| reads: | |
| hero: | |
| cunt: | |
| bribe me with: | |
| ashamed of: | I am scared of electricity |
| could live without: | overfamiliarity |
| sobs at: | |
| gets hard/wide to: | |
| regrets: | I once through a massive whitey off a guitar solo, it was just too long! |
| wants: | The myriad choices of his fate set themselves out upon a plate for him to choose what he had to lose |