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| name: | Damneduglydrunk |
| age: | Old |
| lives: | In a castle |
| works: | Blargh |
| into: | Swearing |
| booze: | Jack Daniels |
| fags: | Richmond Smooth |
| listens to: | Anything |
| watches: | Nothing |
| reads: | Pratchett |
| hero: | Bill Hicks |
| cunt: | Bono |
| bribe me with: | Money |
| ashamed of: | Bird Flu |
| could live without: | Summer |
| sobs at: | Wrong moments |
| gets hard/wide to: | Wrong moments |
| regrets: | Bird Flu |
| wants: | Money |