Dames
from Lovely Cuntry Cottage.
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the facts
| name: | Dames |
| age: | 43 |
| lives: | Lovely Cuntry Cottage |
| works: | Marketing, PR and Anal Gaping |
| into: | slagging off pitiful recent films |
| booze: | drink is for cunts |
| fags: | none |
| listens to: | Clitter Band, Capt Crisco and the Poppers/Twisted Fister/early manowar/HI NRG/Lisa Transfield/Trannie Lennox/Type O/leather & lace power ballads/Mentors |
| watches: | Cuntryfile, yachtrock for youtube nostalgia |
| reads: | Amazon reviews of Bic pens; comments on youtube guitar solo tuition submissions |
| hero: | Gwyneth/Dunst/Courtney Love/Liz Hurley/Alan Arkin/Mille Petrozza/Elvis on pills/non-artistic train taggers/Posh & Becks |
| cunt: | fucking Olsen twins/Keith Allen and the system that allowed him to reproduce legally/that Tuffnel 'just a loveable rogue, me' prick/Ruby Fucking Wax/dickhead singer from Catatonia from day 1/car-reliant fatcunts |
| bribe me with: | pomp metal/backing tapes |
| ashamed of: | not enough |
| could live without: | web printouts/alt cuntry/barstaff/yahoo's awful email/cameraphones at gigs/those who enthuse about AMAZING Japanese cultcha |
| sobs at: | Maddy |
| gets hard/wide to: | the art of Cuntstable/falsely-empowered fugly wimmin on Facebook/falsely-empowered musos on myspace/rained-out UK festivals |
| regrets: | the last facial tattoo misspelling |
| wants: | to see any knt that paid to see Kooks put in stocks/bottle blondes by the vanload |