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| name: | DISORGANISED |
| age: | 25 |
| lives: | Ipswich |
| works: | Carer |
| into: | The usual stuff |
| booze: | Jacky D |
| fags: | |
| listens to: | Whatever's on |
| watches: | See above |
| reads: | Crime |
| hero: | Johnny Depp |
| cunt: | Ronaldo |
| bribe me with: | Jake Gyllenhaal |
| ashamed of: | Shame, whats that? |
| could live without: | A kidney |
| sobs at: | Stupid shit |
| gets hard/wide to: | See bribe me.... |
| regrets: | None - all experience |
| wants: | Financial freedom |