Cuntybolox
from in my house.
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the facts
| name: | Cuntybolox |
| age: | 694 |
| lives: | in my house |
| works: | to earn beer tokens |
| into: | everything |
| booze: | is the winner |
| fags: | stink |
| listens to: | sounds |
| watches: | Hollyoaks |
| reads: | nothing |
| hero: | Rod Hull |
| cunt: | Chuckle Brothers |
| bribe me with: | beer and women |
| ashamed of: | nothing |
| could live without: | dung beetles |
| sobs at: | an empty beer fridge |
| gets hard/wide to: | |
| regrets: | nothing |
| wants: | more beer & women |