Cuntybollocks
from your mama.
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the facts
| name: | Cuntybollocks |
| age: | 30+ |
| lives: | your mama |
| works: | For beer money |
| into: | Debt |
| booze: | You buying? |
| fags: | No thanks |
| listens to: | Dodgy punk covers |
| watches: | The Apprentice |
| reads: | Anything |
| hero: | Bill Hicks |
| cunt: | Gordon Fucking Ramsey |
| bribe me with: | Sex |
| ashamed of: | Nothing |
| could live without: | Food porn on telly |
| sobs at: | Great sporting achievements |
| gets hard/wide to: | Keeley Hazell |
| regrets: | Nothing |
| wants: | A Corvette |