Cowscunt
from near the cow's arse.
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the facts
| name: | Cowscunt |
| age: | Seems like it |
| lives: | near the cow's arse |
| works: | as little as is permitted in the work place |
| into: | course |
| booze: | Always |
| fags: | They're alright, as long as they don't try to shag me |
| listens to: | fucking whinging cunts all day |
| watches: | Heather Graham |
| reads: | sometimes |
| hero: | Heather Graham |
| cunt: | Amanda Donohoe (whore) |
| bribe me with: | Heather Graham |
| ashamed of: | Kerry Katona, she's just useless |
| could live without: | exercise |
| sobs at: | the thought of a Monday |
| gets hard/wide to: | Heather Graham |
| regrets: | writing all this shite |
| wants: | Heather Graham |