ColinHerbert
from Darrn Saaarf.
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the facts
| name: | ColinHerbert |
| age: | 24 |
| lives: | Darrn Saaarf |
| works: | Government |
| into: | Cottaging |
| booze: | Of the white wine variety |
| fags: | Bad giver upper |
| listens to: | 'owt |
| watches: | Myself in the mirror |
| reads: | Trash |
| hero: | Jordan |
| cunt: | heatworld.com |
| bribe me with: | handbags |
| ashamed of: | my alien big toe |
| could live without: | cake |
| sobs at: | Winehouse's face |
| gets hard/wide to: | Katona's skank hubby |
| regrets: | Burberry |
| wants: | Jordan's tits |