ClimeySunt
from according to the missus 'like a fuckin pig'.
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the facts
| name: | ClimeySunt |
| age: | old n' grumpy as fuck |
| lives: | according to the missus 'like a fuckin pig' |
| works: | as little as possible |
| into: | women,booze,guns, my band when the cunts can be arsed to turn up |
| booze: | indian firewater |
| fags: | nope |
| listens to: | the neighbours shagging |
| watches: | not any of the shit they keep producing |
| reads: | peoples minds |
| hero: | Arfur smith,Pol pot |
| cunt: | jeremy clarkson,chris moyles |
| bribe me with: | loads of drink |
| ashamed of: | my sister |
| could live without: | jeremy clarkson and that fat unfunny prick moyles |
| sobs at: | Alien, starship troopers, romper stomper |
| gets hard/wide to: | topless darts,eastenders,cash in the attic,cant cook wont cook |
| regrets: | not running that cunt clarkson over with a caravan |
| wants: | to run cunt clarkson over with a caravan then make moyles shag his crumpled body while i call the cops,'officer officer look at this dirty bastard' |