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| name: | Clarkecunt |
| age: | Unknown |
| lives: | Krypton/Earth |
| works: | Super Hero |
| into: | Super Stuff |
| booze: | Nope |
| fags: | Nope |
| listens to: | With Ears |
| watches: | With my eyes |
| reads: | Lines of words |
| hero: | Super Girl |
| cunt: | Lex Lutthor / Kryptonite |
| bribe me with: | Power |
| ashamed of: | My Underwear |
| could live without: | The cuntyness of big brother |
| sobs at: | My Underwear |
| gets hard/wide to: | Larna Lane |
| regrets: | Not killing the creators of Big Brother |
| wants: | Tits resting on my face |