ChunkyMunky
from the congo.
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the facts
| name: | ChunkyMunky |
| age: | over the hill |
| lives: | the congo |
| works: | occasionally |
| into: | 70's tits |
| booze: | yes please |
| fags: | no thanks |
| listens to: | Pixies |
| watches: | Hilary Scott's oevre |
| reads: | everything voraciously |
| hero: | Elvis, Olly Reed |
| cunt: | P Diddy, any |
| bribe me with: | bizarre sexual favours |
| ashamed of: | jack shit |
| could live without: | amy winehouse and dogshit |
| sobs at: | the accident with the zip |
| gets hard/wide to: | fine female boobies |
| regrets: | nothing - life's too short |
| wants: | world peace and happiness for all |