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| name: | BoxFizz |
| age: | Dirtysomething |
| lives: | London |
| works: | With nutters |
| into: | Funny men |
| booze: | Too much |
| fags: | A quitter |
| listens to: | Lots |
| watches: | 'til I get bored |
| reads: | Sometimes |
| hero: | Mr.Competitive |
| cunt: | Perfectly formed |
| bribe me with: | Illicit substances |
| ashamed of: | Not much |
| could live without: | Ignorance |
| sobs at: | Inopportune times |
| gets hard/wide to: | Giving good head... |
| regrets: | Sucking so much cock |
| wants: | ...it to be my turn now |