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| name: | Bongo |
| age: | 32 |
| lives: | London |
| works: | Yes |
| into: | Stuff |
| booze: | Yes |
| fags: | Waccy Ones |
| listens to: | All Sorts |
| watches: | Telly & Porn |
| reads: | Books |
| hero: | Me |
| cunt: | Dali Lama |
| bribe me with: | Skunk |
| ashamed of: | Nothing |
| could live without: | Sleep |
| sobs at: | Bambi |
| gets hard/wide to: | |
| regrets: | Not being a Spaceman |
| wants: | Nothing |