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| name: | BollockyBill |
| age: | 29 |
| lives: | Just About |
| works: | 'fraid so |
| into: | Your Sister |
| booze: | Guinness |
| fags: | Hate the Lot of 'Em |
| listens to: | Your Parents Shagging |
| watches: | See Above |
| reads: | Nah!! |
| hero: | Me |
| cunt: | Everyone Else |
| bribe me with: | Guinness |
| ashamed of: | My Guinness Shits |
| could live without: | Syphillis |
| sobs at: | Lack of Action |
| gets hard/wide to: | Marisol Nichols |
| regrets: | Everything |
| wants: | Some Action |