Blue
from People's Republic of Yorkshire.
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the facts
| name: | Blue |
| age: | 33 |
| lives: | People's Republic of Yorkshire |
| works: | When watched |
| into: | Living |
| booze: | Too much |
| fags: | When drunk. So, yes. |
| listens to: | The voices in my head |
| watches: | everything. Including you. Yes. You. |
| reads: | All the time |
| hero: | Jim Royle |
| cunt: | Jim Davidson |
| bribe me with: | Sleep |
| ashamed of: | My wanking habit |
| could live without: | Getting up at 4am every day. |
| sobs at: | Antiques Roadshow. |
| gets hard/wide to: | Anything with a hole and a heartbeat. The latter optional. |
| regrets: | I've had a few |
| wants: | But can't have. |