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| name: | BlibBlobBlib |
| age: | 24 |
| lives: | In the Bushes outside Kate Moss's house |
| works: | Journalist |
| into: | FILM, Celeb whores |
| booze: | GIN |
| fags: | Baccy |
| listens to: | Cats fighting |
| watches: | Kate Moss |
| reads: | Obituaries |
| hero: | Pat Butcher |
| cunt: | Jeremy Kyle |
| bribe me with: | Quiche |
| ashamed of: | My MOTHER |
| could live without: | London Underground |
| sobs at: | Adverts with animals |
| gets hard/wide to: | Kate Moss |
| regrets: | Several |
| wants: | DOSH |