BatemansBusinessCard
from Newcastle.
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the facts
| name: | BatemansBusinessCard |
| age: | 36 |
| lives: | Newcastle |
| works: | Hard |
| into: | Citeh |
| booze: | Vodka |
| fags: | No to either |
| listens to: | Her intermittent sobbing |
| watches: | Breasts bobbing |
| reads: | other people's business cards |
| hero: | Dave Gahan |
| cunt: | Big Brother |
| bribe me with: | Shiny things |
| ashamed of: | Television |
| could live without: | touching |
| sobs at: | Wuthering Heights |
| gets hard/wide to: | decapitation |
| regrets: | not beheading girlfriend number 6 |
| wants: | to fit in |