BarryTook
from Wisbech.
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the facts
| name: | BarryTook |
| age: | 80 |
| lives: | Wisbech |
| works: | retired |
| into: | complaining about TV |
| booze: | Yes |
| fags: | Yes |
| listens to: | Glenn Miller |
| watches: | Round the Horne |
| reads: | books |
| hero: | Marty Feldman |
| cunt: | Charley Uchea, Nikki Grahame or any of those other Big brother cunts |
| bribe me with: | Werthers originals |
| ashamed of: | the youth of today |
| could live without: | the youth of today |
| sobs at: | the youth of today |
| gets hard/wide to: | animal porn |
| regrets: | dying |
| wants: | to live |