| THE 2012 OLYMPIC CEREMONY WILL INCLUDE... | ||||||
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| name: | Barbersmith |
| age: | blah |
| lives: | blah |
| works: | blah |
| into: | Knickers |
| booze: | Beer |
| fags: | Silk Cut Ultra (I know) |
| listens to: | Jazz daddy-o. |
| watches: | Girls |
| reads: | 40 Plus |
| hero: | Mark Chapman |
| cunt: | John Lennon |
| bribe me with: | Knickers |
| ashamed of: | |
| could live without: | |
| sobs at: | |
| gets hard/wide to: | |
| regrets: | |
| wants: |