BadMonkey
from Up a Tree.
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the facts
| name: | BadMonkey |
| age: | 35 |
| lives: | Up a Tree |
| works: | Too Hard |
| into: | the air like a big balloon. |
| booze: | Yup |
| fags: | Fuck Off |
| listens to: | everything |
| watches: | Silently |
| reads: | one. word. at. a. time. |
| hero: | Brian Clough |
| cunt: | no need for that. |
| bribe me with: | Bullion or boobies. |
| ashamed of: | well, there was that one time... |
| could live without: | Junkies |
| sobs at: | anything sad. |
| gets hard/wide to: | Boobies |
| regrets: | (sob) can't talk about it. |
| wants: | to be filthy stinking rich. |