| THE 2012 OLYMPIC CEREMONY WILL INCLUDE... | ||||||
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| name: | BWW |
| age: | 42 |
| lives: | london |
| works: | intermittently |
| into: | |
| booze: | Makers Mark or Guinness or both |
| fags: | not anymore |
| listens to: | 6 Music |
| watches: | clarkson |
| reads: | |
| hero: | ian botham |
| cunt: | keith allen |
| bribe me with: | |
| ashamed of: | My ex |
| could live without: | Friends on HM |
| sobs at: | Having no friends on HM |
| gets hard/wide to: | |
| regrets: | |
| wants: | another 50 years |