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| name: | AttilaDaCunt |
| age: | 40+ |
| lives: | in a rude dwelling in wales |
| works: | not likely |
| into: | short wimmin mostly |
| booze: | foaming pints of ale |
| fags: | I got a mate who's gay |
| listens to: | blue eyed soul |
| watches: | monkey dust |
| reads: | Irvine Welsh |
| hero: | Dennis Skinner |
| cunt: | Richard Madeley |
| bribe me with: | Lint |
| ashamed of: | nowt |
| could live without: | Tories |
| sobs at: | dead fit wimmin |
| gets hard/wide to: | live fit wimmin |
| regrets: | none |
| wants: | a tall fit woman |