ArtimusPie
from it up.
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the facts
| name: | ArtimusPie |
| age: | 43 is a good age |
| lives: | it up |
| works: | it out |
| into: | the hedge, out of the trees |
| booze: | tennents, sambadooka |
| fags: | cheap, foreign |
| listens to: | klick track, filthy waa waa |
| watches: | casio, tag heur |
| reads: | viz is a good age |
| hero: | columbo he always gets his man |
| cunt: | drogba. what are you doin mate? |
| bribe me with: | a pot of whelks |
| ashamed of: | my elbows |
| could live without: | 8 pence |
| sobs at: | americans |
| gets hard/wide to: | bouncer cunts its a disease |
| regrets: | the third time. probably shouldnt have done it the third time |
| wants: | a beauty supper with salt sauce and albino mountain rabbit pubes |