Arseington
from Wherever they will have me..
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the facts
| name: | Arseington |
| age: | 30 |
| lives: | Wherever they will have me. |
| works: | as little as possible |
| into: | not being in the uk |
| booze: | yes, lots |
| fags: | no, yuk |
| listens to: | cretins moaning normally |
| watches: | life |
| reads: | holy moly, holy bible, holy koran, (2 lies there) |
| hero: | David Attenborough |
| cunt: | Sepp Blatter, Gordon Brown, anyone who doesn't agree with me |
| bribe me with: | beer, women, money |
| ashamed of: | England |
| could live without: | England |
| sobs at: | England |
| gets hard/wide to: | porn |
| regrets: | not being a super rich, super sexy chap with the sexual capacity of half the planet |
| wants: | an easy life |