ArseJuice
from London.
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the facts
| name: | ArseJuice |
| age: | old enough |
| lives: | London |
| works: | Self-employed |
| into: | Weird Stuff |
| booze: | Never off it |
| fags: | Park Drive |
| listens to: | No one |
| watches: | The Neighbours |
| reads: | Daily Mail/Telegraph |
| hero: | Norman Tebbit |
| cunt: | Changes by the week. This: recruitment consultants (do they ever listen?) |
| bribe me with: | A compliment |
| ashamed of: | Dying my hair blond in 1996 (still haunts) |
| could live without: | Oxygen |
| sobs at: | Andrex Ads |
| gets hard/wide to: | Songs of Praise |
| regrets: | Not telling Frank Skinner to fuck off when I had chance - cunt! |
| wants: | A bigger cock |