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| name: | Adam |
| age: | over 30 |
| lives: | at home |
| works: | too hard |
| into: | being lazy |
| booze: | yeah |
| fags: | quitting, honest |
| listens to: | radio 2 & 4 |
| watches: | too much shit telly |
| reads: | books,newpapers |
| hero: | clint |
| cunt: | the french |
| bribe me with: | food, drink, cash |
| ashamed of: | my ex |
| could live without: | the french |
| sobs at: | shit stuff |
| gets hard/wide to: | all sorts |
| regrets: | oh yeah, who hasn't? |
| wants: | my fucking ROML published, monkey you cunt |