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YOUTUBE OF PARIS HILTON STRIPPING AT HER BIRTHDAY

THE GLASS IS HALF FULL (WITH AN IDIOT)

YOUTUBE OF PARIS HILTON STRIPPING AT HER BIRTHDAY

OK, so we showed you the pictures yesterday, but here's the video of Paris Hilton lolling around in giant champagne glass on stage at her birthday. This is possibly the least sexy thing since err, that other famously unsexy video featuring Paris Hilton. The woman has about as much sex appeal as watching a rabies-ridden dog being eaten by a pack of wolves to a soundtrack provided by Akon.




COMMENTS
TheMonk on Tue 19 February 2008 said...
She should put that glass up to her wonky eye so it can look in the right direction for once.
MerylHighground on Tue 19 February 2008 said...
Is this the same person who, humbled by her time in prison, was going to renounce the shallow life and come up with a vaccine against West Nile virus?
Kermit on Tue 19 February 2008 said...
The dancers are 10 times sexier and more attractive than this ignorant slag... I hope she ends up in the Alma tunnel too honestly. What a waste of space of the rest of us.
Gordina on Tue 19 February 2008 said...
Why would anyone want strip for her 'friends' at her own birthday party? Was it the only way she could be certain of being centre of attention? Is she stripping to raise more money for herself? The stripping is mostly void as there is no mystery left to reveal when it comes to Paris Hilton's boney plastic carcass infact watching her trying to look coy is just plain odd. Silly........silly......Milly.
BurningWheel on Tue 19 February 2008 said...
It's not about them.... It's about MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
victorianewtonscunt on Tue 19 February 2008 said...
mmm....nothing more sexy than seeing a woman hyper agitated from coke, writhing erratically in a giant babycham glass - gets me everytime
dearlord on Tue 19 February 2008 said...
why o why. why make yourself look like a two bit whore deliberately. and she can't dance!!
Rotherhamlass on Tue 19 February 2008 said...
The most unsexy thing I've seen since seein my dad's knob...
ChunkyMunky on Tue 19 February 2008 said...
yep - about as sexy as michelle mcmanus in a pie-eating contest. whatever happened to the medieval approach to punishing fools?? To the stocks with thee to be pelted with rotten cabbages wonky-eyed trollop!!
Adam on Tue 19 February 2008 said...
She looks less attractive than one of those dog rough old sluts on the cable 'live chat' channels. I'd rather have a wank with a sandpaper glove.
PaulieMafia on Tue 19 February 2008 said...
I just did a willy sneeze
Nadiestar on Tue 19 February 2008 said...
what a prize wonky eyed cunt! I would rather suffer from ebola virus than have to sit thru her trying to be sexy. Bitch we have already seen your flange and tata's when you got fucked in your one night in paris video. And even then if i wanted to look at small tits i'd knock on my neighbours door! CUNT
Dubbadubbadubba on Wed 20 February 2008 said...
Jesus, it's Tesco Value Dita Von Tesse. If you cover up the bottom part of the screen, it looks like she's riding a mechanical bull.
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