The wheels finally fall off the 50 Cent 'brandwagon'<div id="teaser2">Rubbish rap chap 50 Cent has been on a 'branding mission' for years. His music (for want of a better term) is merely the sideshow to his relentless pursuit to have his name and image plastered over every product on the market. But, in being too brand-promiscuous, he has finally overreached himself.</div>

Russell Brand installs 'yoga gym' to help him shag better<div id="teaser2">Hirsute plastic dandy Russell Brand is mad for sex. He just loves putting his spluttering penis inside ladies, you know. If it has a clitoris and a pulse, he'll upend it. While doing that mad-eyed stare and showing his teeth.</div>

Teri Hatcher at The People's Choice Award<div id="teaser2">It's official: Teri Hatcher's left eyebrow and her right eye have joined forces to successfully take over her entire face. No matter what facial expression she attempts to pull, her left eyebrow will always be raised higher than the right and her left eye will always look as though it's about to slip out of its socket. Teri's left eyebrow and right eye attended The 35th Annual People's Choice Awards in LA with fellow actors Hugh Laurie and Marisa Tomei. And what's happened to Debra Messing's face...?</div>

New Year, new Pete!<div id="teaser2">Pete Doherty has already managed to look worse this year than he ever did in 2008. Pete's New Year's resolutions must have been to get even more off his tits than the year before and keep his nails looking as though he'd just dug a huge hole in the earth with his bare hands. He performed at Jalouse in London looking like a sweaty startled egg but despite us being able to smell him from just looking at his picture, he's still managing to hang on to his (presumably blind/publicity hungry) young girlfriend.</div>