A woman claiming to be
Heather Mills'
publicist will ensure they both stay in the limelight.
Mollygood
After
humiliating Paris Hilton, another reason to love
David Letterman.
WWTDD
Britney has about 5,000 lunatics praying for her. That's working out then.
Yahoonews
Paps, she did it again!
Britney runs over another photographer.
Dlisted
Highly litigious
Jimmy Saville has glasses stolen, hence no pun.
Dailysnack
Salma Hayek's prayers were certainly answered.
WWTDD
Simon Cowell snapped wearing 'Bono heels'.
Dlisted
Lindsay Lohan is a quick worker. A day's jail time served in 84 minutes.
Celebwarship
Tom Cruise dressed as a Nazi with eyepatch and terrible hair. Sadly it's for a movie.