AN AMAZING CO-INCIDENCE, DUDE

He has always seemed a bit unhinged but it looks like Steve-O from Jackass has finally thrown himself off the sanity wagon. Star magazine are reporting that he tried to kill himself on Saturday night (much like any other Saturday night in the Steve-O household, you'd imagine) and has now been sectioned for 14 days in LA's Thalians Mental Health Centre.

Steve-O apparently became depressed after some relationship problems and started to self-harm. An un-named source said:

"Steve started flipping out. He told doctors he wanted to hurt himself badly. He wanted to break every bone in his body one by one."

Pretty much the same thing he's been doing for years. As expected, Steve-O's family have claimed that he is bi-polar, perhaps the fastest-spreading mental disease in history, though how could they tell that the Bez of the Jackass team wasn't behaving normally?

"Steve is stabilized on meds at this point. He was also treated for burns on his skin as if he had been putting cigarettes out on his own body."

That's what he gets paid for, you fools! And I'm sure it's just a sheer co-incidence that this breakdown and hospitalisation occurs just two days before he was formally charged with a felony for possession of cocaine. Now, where did I put that 'insanity plea' paperwork?

But if this clip is anything to go by, it looks as though he could do with a long rest. Get well soon.