RONNIE WOOD'S 'MISTRESS' CONFESSES HER LOVE

WRONGY WOOD

Published on Fri 18 July 2008 by Mopsa

RONNIE WOOD'S 'MISTRESS' CONFESSES HER LOVE

The Russian model who reportedly had an affair with Ronnie Wood has announced that she is in love with him. And who doesn't love a man with loads of money and not much sense? Ekaterina Ivanova says she will stand by him and is hoping they will be reunited once he leaves rehab. But he'll hopefully be sober by then.

Rolling Stones guitarist Wood, who met Ekatrina in an escort club called Capriccorn, has admitted himself into rehab after a three week bender. But the pair are rumoured to still be in touch.

Ekaterina said:

"I will never betray him. As long as there is a chance of happiness for me and Ronnie I have nothing to say. I need to speak to Ronnie. My life’s been turned upside down by all this. My mum’s health has suffered and I just want all of this to go away. I love him and I’m standing by him.”

But while Ekaterina gives assurances of faithfulness, Ronnie was apparently seeing art student Caroline Gorick at the gallery he picks women up in (and paints) while he was seeing Ekaterina.

A friend said:

"Ronnie flirts with all the young female students. He and Caroline hit it off straight away. He took her to dinner to toast her success.”

We hope he can make it back to wife Jo. If she'll have him.

RONNIE WOOD, EKATRINA IVANOVA, AFFAIR, JO WOOD, REHAB,

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COMMENTS

		JiggeryCock on Fri 18 July 2008 said... You look at him and think 'But for a fishing rod in his hands, there's a pond missing a garden gnome somewhere'
		MyraHindley on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I wonder why she's in love with the old cunt? Could it be his wrinkled old face? Or his shrivelled up cock? Maybe it's his bank balance.
		wizardscuff on Sat 19 July 2008 said... He looks like a tortoise who has just had his shell nicked. Or Zelda off Terrahawks. Take your pick.
		BustySinclair on Sat 19 July 2008 said... His wife's a fucking idiot with zero self-esteem if she takes that dusty old scrote back
		orange on Sat 19 July 2008 said... It's a goatish old gnome, and that's not a fishing rod he's holding.
		equalizer on Sat 19 July 2008 said... £Yes£ £she£ £really£ £loves£ £him£
		chodmuncher on Sat 19 July 2008 said... Dirty old scrote
		pussyfunk on Sun 20 July 2008 said... ..."Well, Ekaterina, what first attracted to you to multi-millionaire Ronnie Wood?"...
		framey on Sun 20 July 2008 said... Wow....all that money and fame and he fucks a two-bit crack whore. Well done Ronnie you twat.
		DeBouched on Mon 21 July 2008 said... In his defense, he'd been drinking.
		Absolutmod on Mon 21 July 2008 said... I would... she looks a right little cum guzzler.
		nvlope on Mon 21 July 2008 said... He looks like the Bo Selecta mask of Mel B.
		Marshfield on Mon 21 July 2008 said... Ah that's so sweet, the opposite of what she has to taste every night.