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Crazy guys, crazy party invitation! Seriously, if these people are your friends you really should take a long, hard look at yourself and the company you keep.
If you’re feeling homicidal and have a grudge against the world, why not save those feelings up until Saturday September 8, and attend the party this pair of tossers are hosting.
And remember, you’ve got to come dressed as a ‘P’ or a ‘T’ - the hosts already have ‘Prick’ and ‘Twat’ sewn up though.