LIVING LA VIDEO LOHAN

Another day, another teaser clip of what promises to be this year's finest car crash television – 'Living Lohan'. If this clip is the only media to survive a nuclear war then future generations will believe that all humans at this time had no sense of irony or self-consciousness. Oh, and that we all deserved to die. And they'd be right.

Here, Dinah Lohan sighs and reluctantly accepts that she will have to manage the career of her daughter Ali, as though she hasn't been preparing for this moment since Ali was identified as an attractive foetus on the ultrasound.

You can see some of the character of the woman when she phones up a website demanding that they take down pictures that appear to show her daughter Lindsay sucking gratefully on a big fat cock. Like a lioness defending her cubs, eh? Well, it might be if she doesn't show the lot to 14-year-old Ali who finds the whole thing enormously amusing.

To be fair, she does contact Lindsay to see if the pics are genuine, though the conversation where she asks her daughter if she has been sucking cocks for money on the internet isn't shown here, sadly.

Best of all is Dinah lamenting the intrusion of the press and lamenting that there should be boundaries to protect her family. That's Dinah Lohan, the reluctant star of money-spinning reality show 'Living Lohan', in case you were wondering.